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Brown-Nosing Vance Claims Trump Has The Highest IQ Of Any President In History

Are things going OK between Donald Trump and his weaselly Veep, JD Vance?

The question seems more relevant than ever with reports coming from the administration suggesting that the Iran “peace” deal has caused fissures between the two men. Now Vance has made some strange comments about his boss regarding Dementia Don’s IQ. It sure sounds like JD is blatantly sucking up in an effort to curry favor with the notoriously unstable Trump, according to The Daily Beast.

“Vice President JD Vance claims President Donald Trump has one of the highest, if not the highest, IQs out of any president in American history.”

“He made the claim during an appearance on The Diary of A CEO podcast, during which he claimed that he is ’embarrassed’ thinking back to 2016, when he did not believe that Trump, whom he said at the time may be ‘America’s Hitler,’ was intelligent.”

Vance added, “He’s super smart, like he reads a lot, he understands people at an instinctual level better than anybody that I’ve ever known, but he is a very, very, like, from a pure IQ perspective, he’s a very smart person.”

Trump reads a lot? What a load of bullshit! It has long been reported that Trump gets intelligence briefings filled with pictures instead of words because the intellectually lazy 80-year-old head of state easily loses focuses when given anything that’s text-heavy.

And Vance was just getting warmed up when it came to polishing Trump’s knob, making this absurd statement: “If you give Donald Trump an IQ test with the other 45, 46, presidents that the United States has had, I guarantee he’d be either near the top or at the top. The entire American media in 2016 had convinced me, at least, that he was not a smart person.”

JD, let’s face facts: You needed no convincing. Even you know your boss is about as bright as a 1-watt bulb. He’s never been smart and never will be. If he hadn’t inherited millions of dollars from his old man, he’d currently be homeless and living in a cardboard box in downtown Manhattan.

Nice try, JD, but you’re as full of crap as the jackass you work for.

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Will Greene

I've been a writer and reporter for over a decade and graduated from Northwestern with a degree in English. I live in the Southwest USA.
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