The White House, apparently thinking it should herald all it’s supposedly doing for farmers (other than bankrupting them with tariffs), decided it’d be a wonderful idea to register a new website domain and name it OnlyFarms.gov, a clear wink and a nod at the porn site OnlyFans.com, which provides user-generated adult content.
Here’s what the administration posted online:
🚜 Curious how American farmers are benefiting right now — or exactly how much each state has saved?
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 27, 2026
👀📲 https://t.co/qpdbi6y2Lo pic.twitter.com/x2fEVvmFjQ
Cute? Disgusting? Guess that depends on your perspective, but it seems an odd choice for an administration that loves to wrap itself in the cloak of religion and moral values.
One of the people OnlyFarms.com didn’t sit well with was Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY), who has been a vocal critic of how the Trump Justice Department has failed to fully comply with a law requiring the release of all DOJ information related to the late sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Massie fired off a two-tweet salvo at the White House.
Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL. https://t.co/2BwY6po0SV
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 28, 2026
Can you arrest Epstein’s co-conspirators instead of riffing on a porn site ?
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 28, 2026
That set off a wave of internet commentary directed at the administration.
Fucking porn brained regime
— Sarah (@DDGSarah) March 27, 2026
Fixed it 😉 pic.twitter.com/dOv3IEqdXn
— TheLeakyQuill (@theleakyquill) March 27, 2026
Who the fuck approved this shit? Seriously.. pic.twitter.com/OuRatvC3cg
— Cornhusker Libertarian (@cornhuskerlpne) March 28, 2026
“https://t.co/S0U8KLTqoo”
— 🇺🇸Splatoon Conservatives🇺🇸 (@SplatoonGOP) March 27, 2026
We CANNOT take this administration seriously. 💀 pic.twitter.com/pbsNKopzjz
Yeah nothing says respect for farmers like referencing them to a global degeneracy racket.
— JR — (@JRGhaddar) March 27, 2026
Get rid of this admin. Just get out of here so we can get someone that can operate our country with dignity and respect.
remember when we had a serious government
— wave (returning to the bay arc) (@0xWave) March 27, 2026
You guys named this after a porn site. What the fuck is wrong with you
— Dom Quilici (@DQuilici1) March 27, 2026
I see what you did there! Cuz the country is ran by a perv pic.twitter.com/Dce9EJsA1a
— Brandon (@BigMindBe) March 27, 2026
Farmers can't buy fertilizer to feed America right now and you post this
— TheLastPatriot (@lastpatriotFR) March 27, 2026