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Trump’s Trashy ‘Great American State Fair’ Features A Cow Named Melania

As part of the nation’s celebration of its 250th anniversary on July 4, the Trump administration thought it would be a great idea to have what they call a “Great American State Fair” in Washington, D.C. and invite every state to set up a display that best sums up what makes them special and unique.

One of the featured attractions at the poorly attended fair has quickly become a cownamed after First Lady Melania Trump, according to a report from The Daily Beast.

“When asked about the unusual moniker, Future Farmers of America student Piper Stolipher explained that she and her fellow students were brainstorming patriotic names tied to the nation’s semiquincentennial.”

“We thought Melania would be a good idea because it’s the first lady’s name, and the hair colors kind of match,” Stolipher told The Washington Post. “And it just fit.”

Behold, Melania the cow!

Not exactly what Mrs. Trump had in mind, no doubt, but it did set off plenty of laughter on social media.

To absolutely no one’s surprise, the cow speaks better English than Melania Trump.

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Anna Maklin

I recently graduated from the University of Missouri with a degree in journalism and live in the Midwest.
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