Donald Trump wants the world to know that he has completely destroyed the Iranian military, and yet he also claims they’re still a threat.
Good luck wrapping your head around that one!
Taking to social media today, Trump posted:

A nation that has been “totally decapitated” shouldn’t be a threat at all, should it? Also, if you’ve destroyed “100% of Iran’s military capability,” how in the hell are they going to send a drone, drop a mine, or deliver a close-range missile? If they can still do that, then they are not 100% destroyed. You don’t have to be a math major to figure out that equation.
Fortunately, the so-called president got plenty of mockery for his BS posting.
Trump is flat out lying that a bunch of countries will send warships to open Hormuz. His postmodernism has completely spiraled out of control as his brain has deteriorated. pic.twitter.com/xxHkHZKdyg
— Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) (@KyleKulinski) March 14, 2026
Don’t forget he said he doesn’t need any one to join, since they’ve already won!! 😂 pic.twitter.com/jeo5KOsGdW
— Like Mike (@Trill_MUFC) March 14, 2026
"Will be sending" …..
— Mohamed Mahmoud (@mohamed77762611) March 14, 2026
"Hopefully will send" please sir..
If 100% of their military is destroyed, why do you need China, Canada, France and the UK??
Do they even review this nonsense before handing it over to him!! pic.twitter.com/FRYIZaBNjR
Totally decapitated but still owning us… Got it
— TeaBagTrumpsFam (@TeaBagTrumpsFam) March 14, 2026
Later today, perhaps Donnie can regale us with how he’s already won the 2028, 2032, 2036, and 2040 presidential elections by landslides.
Would someone in the White House please give this lunatic his meds or put him out to pasture once and for all?