Former Fox News host Jeanine Pirro is not happy about her new job as interim US Attorney for Washington, DC, and it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s not qualified for the position.
Instead, Pirro took to social media to whine about the water she and her colleagues have to drink at their office—when the water arrives.
According to Pirro, the office has a “water club,” a $7-a-month system that gives staff access to H2O from a water cooler.
The problem, Pirro complained, is having to pay for water and the fact that the cooler was empty.
“Today, they asked for our patience. Why? Because we couldn’t get water delivered,” she whines in the video clip.
“Now, ain’t it grand to be a part of the government? I’m just thrilled to be here.”
The federal government has money for everyone but us pic.twitter.com/ovUs3glllv
— Jeanine Pirro (@JudgeJeanine) May 21, 2025
Of course, if you know anything about Ms. Pirro, then you’re aware she’s long been suspected of having a drinking problem, earning her the nickname Judge Box of Wine.
Some have even suggested that Pirro was wasted during some of her appearances on Fox News. For example, this one:
Does it look like Jeanine is wasted on water in that clip? Scotch and water, maybe.
It didn’t take long before the online trolling of Pirro’s clip began. Take a look:
Shut up you drunken bag of wind liar
— Jerry (@Jpthelion7Jerry) May 21, 2025
FFS. You are a clown. Surprised you aren’t doing your kiss Trumps ass video from in front of a liquor store where you spend much of your time.
— Jeffrey Levy 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 (@jeffreymlevy) May 22, 2025
Is that a giant box of wine that she's leaning on?
— 🇺🇦 You can find Rob on BLUESKY 🇺🇦 (@Rob_Melrose) May 22, 2025
I'm sure you need money pretty bad there, box-o-wine.
— @Nero's Fiddle – GOP has a terrorism problem (@Neros_sis) May 22, 2025
We cannot keep buying your Franzia, Jeanine.
— William Dupont (@WilliamJDupont) May 22, 2025
Drunk again
— @TajhokenF (@tajhokenf) May 22, 2025