The clown who calls himself president of the United States (shouldn’t we refer to him as President Bozo?) is in the Middle East this week to meet with Arab leaders so they can shower him with bribes and compliments.
But, as you may know, Donald Trump has very specific tastes when it comes to food, and he doesn’t appreciate it when his hosts insist on his eating what they or their chefs have cooked for him.
Donnie prefers fast food. The greasier and grosser the better.
Trump’s favorite fast food, according to reports, comes from McDonald’s, which of course is home of the Big Mac.
But what’s an American head of state to do when traveling in a land that doesn’t have lots of fast food joints?
As Newsweek explains, the Saudis decided to accommodate Trump by bringing McDonald’s to him.
“As the Saudis work to impress Trump during his trip to Riyadh this week, they’re focusing on even the smallest details—like his fondness for the Golden Arches—by setting up a custom-built mobile McDonald’s truck designed to support the presidential visit and the throng of journalists in tow.”
Apparently, there’s catering to your guests and then there’s catering to your guests.
“As part of a carefully choreographed and unusually personal welcome, Saudi officials rolled out a full-size, mobile McDonald’s truck ahead of Trump’s arrival—a nod to his well-documented preference for the fast-food chain.”
“The glossy, double-staircase trailer—branded in Arabic and English—was parked outside a media hub called ‘Media Oasis,’ where journalists were hosted amid video screens showcasing Saudi mega-projects like the futuristic NEOM city and the upcoming 2034 FIFA World Cup.”
Yes, it’s a mobile @McDonalds here in Riyadh. pic.twitter.com/Y6T2EBDbQf
— Mordechai Wagenheim (@Mike_Wagenheim) May 13, 2025
As one person noted on social media, the mobile McDonald’s might just have a secondary benefit:
Anything that helps him shovel more fat and sodium into his pie hole we're all for.
— Curt Vodegah 🧠 👀 (@cungar2000) May 13, 2025