October 22, 2026

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Former Trump Aide: Donnie Once Told Me Jesus’ Middle Name Was ‘Horatio’

If anyone needs further proof that Donald Trump is the dumbest person ever elected to any office in the United States (or the world), you don’t need to look any further than comments he allegedly made to a former White House aide regarding the middle name of Jesus Christ.

Alyssa Farah Griffin, who served as Press Secretary of the Department of Defense in the first Trump administration, shared this tidbit on social media Thursday morning: “Hand on my heart, my first day at the White House, Trump asked me if I knew what the H stood for. I said no. He said Horatio.”

“I think about that at least once a week.”

Farah Griffin’s assertion isn’t hard to believe when you consider that Trump also thinks that hurricanes are actually called “watercanes,” a line he tossed out during a rally in North Carolina earlier this week.

“When you had the hurricane. We call it a watercane. It was the most; there’s never been a hurricane that anybody’s seen that threw out more water than that,” he told a crowd in Raleigh.

Dementia Don has also been suggesting lately that most people don’t know the word “dumb” has a b at the end of it, telling supporters, “Most people don’t know that ‘dumb’ has a B at the end. They think it’s D-U-M, and that’s okay.”

Speaking only for myself, I’m quite sure I learned how to spell the word dumb in grade school. It’s not that difficult of a word. Unless, of course, you’re a blithering idiot like Trump.

The United States currently has the biggest moron on the face of the planet as its president. No other world leader is even close to being so clueless and utterly obtuse. It’s no wonder the world is laughing at us.

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Will Greene

I've been a writer and reporter for over a decade and graduated from Northwestern with a degree in English. I live in the Southwest USA.
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