As he often does, so-called “President” Donald Trump is bragging that he passed a cognitive test that could probably be aced by the average chimpanzee.
Speaking in New York at what was billed as a “rally on affordability,” the mentally challenged head of state claimed he had a conversation with his doctor.
“They hit me with a bad one: He’s a dumb person. D-U-M, not the B,” Trump said.
“Most people don’t know it has a B.”
“I said, ‘Doctor, I don’t mind being called a brilliant tyrant dictator, but I don’t want to be called dumb.'”
“‘What do I do, doctor? Is there some kind of test I can take?’ He said, ‘Actually, sir, there is. It’s a cognitive test.’ I said, ‘How many presidents have taken it?’ ‘None… No people have taken it.’ I said, ‘Well, is it good or bad? Is it tough?’”
Trump continued, adding, “So, the first question was: you have a bear, a snake, an elephant, and a horse. Name the horse. That’s the horse.”
“But toward the end, they had a question, like, ‘Pick a number sir, any number. OK, 203. Multiply times nine, divide by two, add on 1324, subtract 1292. Sir. Multiply it out one more time by 19. What’s the answer, sir?’
“And I got it right,” Trump boasted.
Does anyone other than the most devoted Trump cultist believe a man as mentally challenged as Donnie was able to solve the math equation he claims he got right? If so, be sure to try that same experiment in your own head and see how it turns out. Unless you’re an absolute math whiz, there is NO WAY you can calculate that equation and come out with the right answer.
Dumb, thy name is Trump!
Reaction to the video of Donnie bragging about his mental acuity was brutal.
Hard to believe, but the Moron-in-Chief is getting dumber. BY THE MINUTE!
