Were you aware that the current president, Donald Trump, has single-handedly saved the world from destruction?
That’s what Delusion Donnie told ABC News chief Washington correspondent Jonathan Karl.
You can now pause reading to laugh out loud.
“I think you’re going to be watching an amazing two days ahead,” he said of negotiations with Iran. I really do.”
Will there be a peace deal between the United States and Iran? Karl asked.
“It could end either way,” Trump replied, “but I think a deal is preferable because then they can rebuild. They really do have a different regime now. No matter what, we took out the radicals. They’re gone, no longer with us.”
He added, “If I weren’t president, the world would be torn to pieces.”
Um…who wants to tell him?
Here’s how unsuccessful Trump has been at keeping the world from being torn to pieces:
*Over 3,000 people have been killed in Iran since the U.S. and Israel began their attacks.
*2,000+ people have died in Lebanon since Israel launched airstrikes against what they call “suspected terrorists.”
Just like he loves to boast that he’s ended dozens of wars across the globe (the exact number varies from day to day and is dependent upon how big a lie Trump wants to tell), now we have the so-called leader of the free world suggesting that he’s all that’s keeping us from a worldwide apocalypse.
Of course, none of this should surprise us since Dementia Don has also been portraying himself in recent days as some sort of savior figure a la Jesus Christ, “healing” the nation like some sort of spiritual “doctor,” which is ironic since Trump has likely had every STD known to man at some point in his life.
Yep, we’re so fortunate to have a lunatic in control of the U.S. nuclear arsenal. Now, if he could only admit that what’s left of his already deteriorating brain is what’s actually “torn to pieces.”
