Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made a claim Saturday about Donald Trump at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) so absurd that it immediately set off a wave of online derision and mockery.
“One time, he grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East,” Kennedy asserted. “Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him.”
RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map.. pic.twitter.com/6o4PD3xS2G
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 28, 2026
Oh come on, man! Is anyone with an IQ higher than that of a gerbil expected to believe such blatant bullshit? We all know the only damn things Trump has ever been able to draw are the path of a hurricane with a Sharpie and the image of a woman’s body on a birthday card he sent to his late BFF, convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
As he has repeatedly proven throughout his life, Donald Trump has only one talent: Lying. He’s a pathological liar who lies even when he’d be better served by telling the truth.
Here’s some of the pushback RFK Jr. got for his blatantly false assertion:
Once upon a time, trump threw a perfect spiral, and then he wrestled a bear, and then lifted a mountain over his head 5 times with just one hand.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) March 29, 2026
He thought “Nipple and Button” were countries. But sure, this happened.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) March 29, 2026
And then he drew this: pic.twitter.com/96YsU5EDQ2
— NadelParis (@NadelParis) March 29, 2026
Trump actually drew a perfect map of Epstein’s Island and marked the number of preteens in each bungalow.
— Bill Johnson (@Bill43111) March 28, 2026
Uh-huh. Sure. Yesterday, in a meeting on Iran, Trump started rambling on about talking to the head of Sharpie pens. Someone called Sharpie and found out, once again, the conversation never took place.
— Gracie Ann/Princess Gracie the Gracious, 31st PODT (@GraciesWorld3) March 29, 2026
I believe it! pic.twitter.com/gHrWT90qLa
— Pippi (@SusanPippi) March 29, 2026