Proving for the ten millionth time that all the money in the world can’t buy class, taste, or refinement, a report from the New York Times reveals that so-called “President” Donald Trump is so tacky and downright trashy that he’s been applying gold trinkets to parts of the White House with superglue.
“As he was known to prefer his own aesthetic handiwork to anyone else’s, the sight of the president squeezing glue onto gilded appliqués and mounting them on the wall himself surprised no one in his inner circle.”
Yes, you read that correctly: The demented U.S. head of state is defiling one of the most sacred spaces in the country with a tube of superglue.
The report greatly upset conservative CNN pundit SE Cupp, who remarked, “It is unfathomable to imagine a U.S. president super-gluing anything in the Oval Office. That’s wacko, but it’s easier to imagine this president doing it.”
She added: “It’s the perfect metaphor” for the Trump presidency, “as so many things are, from the Reflecting Pool to the ballroom,” referring to two embattled and lavish Trump projects.
“Trump came up in business by putting his name on buildings,” Cupp said. “He didn’t have to own them superficially. He was looking to look powerful and important.”
What’s next? Can we expect to see the deranged Trump putting his signature all over the walls of the White House, too? The man is unstable and needs to be removed from office, if only to keep him from utterly destroying the People’s House.
