Did you know that the White House was falling apart and on the verge of collapsing before Donald Trump became president?
That’s what Dementia Don himself declared Monday at a ceremony in the Rose Garden.
“This place was not properly taken care of,” Trump said. “I was told by my wife, ‘You have to act presidential, so don’t use foul language.‘ I won’t, therefore.”
“Normally, I would have said it was a shit house,” he added. “But I don’t want to say that.”
To bolster his argument, the so-called president noted, “The columns were falling down, the plaster was falling off… You made a speech, and they would say, ‘Couldn’t you fix up the paint job up there?’” This place is tippy-top now, including all of the brand new beautiful stone, I paid for it myself, all of the stone, all of the different things we have.”
“We’re bringing the White House back to shape.”
Bringing the White House back to shape? Why doesn’t he try that on his own disgusting, rotting self?
Earlier in the day, during an Oval Office press opportunity, Trump repeatedly fell asleep as members of his cabinet lauded him and sang his praises.
Trump is overweight, has a disgusting rash growing on his neck, can barely descend the stairs when he exits Air Force One, and appears to be wearing a diaper to catch his piss and shit. Can you imagine how bad he smells?!
The real shithouse is the person Donnie sees every time he looks in the mirror.
