Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz tried to criticize his Democratic colleagues in Congress, and instead of laying a nasty burn on them, he wound up getting hit with a humiliating self-own that may qualify as the worst of 2026.
Speaking with Fox host Sean Hannity, Cruz whined that the upcoming midterm elections could be disastrous for the country if Democrats retake control of the House and Senate.
Singling out Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), Cruz said, “By the way, AOC also said it is impossible for someone to earn a billion dollars. Which, look, I recognize for her, given she was a bartender, that is probably true. No disrespect to bartenders. Bartenders are an honorable profession. But she went from that to being a government employee and a parasite sucking on the taxpayer.”
CRUZ: AOC also said it is impossible for anybody to earn a billion dollars. Which, look, I recognize for her, given she was a bartender, that is probably true. No disrespect to bartenders—bartenders are an honorable profession. But she went from that to being a government… pic.twitter.com/USR49YVXX0
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 12, 2026
Wow! A parasite. Really, Ted? That’s interesting, especially since Cruz is also a government employee who gets a paycheck from taxpayers, as many commenters noted on social media.
Fat Wolverine is a leech attached to the NRA teat. He’s the last person who should talk about parasites.
— Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 (@piyushmittal) May 12, 2026
So AoC is a government employee and a paracite suck off the taxpayers..
— 🥀_ Imposter_🥀 (@Imposter_Edits) May 12, 2026
How long has Ted Cruz been in government again? Has he ever done anything other than grandstand on Fox News and run to Cancun?
@grok who has been sucking on the taxpayer longer: Ted Cruz or AOC?
— Jose M (@JMLV51) May 12, 2026
Who’s the bigger ‘parasite’ according to the numbers? pic.twitter.com/wiMMo0xFZa
Now explain to the MAGA cult members why you feel the need to call out AOC for the very thing the president and the rest of the GOP is guilty of. Lying Ted
— LeslieT 💙❄️🌊 (@Leslie035219687) May 12, 2026
@SenTedCruz has been in state or government positions since 2003.
— Kansasgma – Lock Him Up (@robbsma) May 12, 2026
So given his logic, he's been a parasite sucking off the taxpayers for 23 years.
Shame on you Ted.
Get a real job.
I remember when he went to Cancun when his State had a major storm with the power grid leaving thousands to freeze to death. Meanwhile AOC, who is from the Bronx in New York flew to Texas and helped raise money for Texans who were displaced. AOC>Cruz
— Ross (@RossfromCali) May 12, 2026
Spoken by someone who has never worked a day in his life.
— Jake (@jakeforchange) May 12, 2026
By his own standard Cruz is the biggest sucking parasite of them all! Has he EVER had a real job?
— Lisa Glass (@LMplusG) May 12, 2026