On Wednesday, a federal judge ordered the unsealing of a suicide note allegedly written by the late sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Still, the wording of the note is causing some to wonder if it was actually written by someone other than Epstein.
According to CNN, “The unverified and undated document was placed on the court docket in the case of a former cellmate of the late convicted sex offender who said he had found the note.”
The note reads, “They investigated me for month – found NOTHING!!!”
“So 16 year old charge results!”
“It is a treat to be able to chose ones time to say goodbye.”
“Watcha want me to do — bust out crying!!”
“NO FUN – NOT WORTH IT!!

Interesting language, don’t you think? It seems to echo comments made by Epstein’s longtime friend and wingman, Donald Trump, especially the “found nothing” and “no fun, not worth it” lines, which drew the attention of commenters on social media.
The Jeffrey Epstein suicide note kinda reads like a Donald Trump tweet pic.twitter.com/nDwYzXJbfD
— BEERBOY 💙 (@beerboy182) May 7, 2026
Epstein’s “suicide note” written the way Trump tweets pic.twitter.com/DWyAHt7Arl
— Jake 😎 (@cherry4head) May 6, 2026
This honestly sounds like it could have been written by trump lol https://t.co/lzAPjfdXxj
— 🏴based opossum🏴🚬 (@CrustPunk161) May 6, 2026
It looks like Trump scribbled this on one of his late night tangents 🤡
— Mr. Relatable (@MrRelatable88) May 6, 2026
A federal judge has released a suicide note written by Jeffrey Epstein. pic.twitter.com/BPPLLaT84k
NOW: First thought on the just released “Epstein suicide note:” it sounds oddly familiar. I can hear Donald saying this on stage: pic.twitter.com/Lju00CaOpF
— Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) May 6, 2026
Trump has yet to weigh in on the Epstein suicide note. He probably figures it’s NOT WORTH IT!!