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Trump Threatens Canada For ‘Invading’ The US With Smoke From Wildfires

The emotionally and mentally challenged rapist who currently resides in the White House seems to think that the wildfires raging across Canada are somehow preventable and is whining about smoke from those fires floating into the United States.

Donald Trump aired his grievances on social media, writing, “We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air, the quality of which is dangerous, and totally unacceptable!” 

After saying he would be calling Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney to “find out what they are going to do about it,” the Toddler-in-Chief began lobbing threats at our neighbors to the north.

“The cost is incalculable! Canada has refused to engage in basic Forest Management and Debris Removal, knowing that such refusal will lead to exactly this result,” he wrote. “This is Willful Negligence, and becoming a yearly occurrence, costing the United States Billions of Dollars, which cost of this pollution must of necessity be added to the TARIFFS Canada is currently paying. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

It sounds like Trump actually believes Canada is somehow directly responsible for the fires and capable of controlling nature, which of course, is patently absurd. Then again, nearly everything Donnie says is a crock of shit.

People who read Trump’s childish online rant were only too happy to mock him.

To our Canadian friends: We’re sorry our president is such a colossal piece of shit. We’re hoping to rein him in some after the midterms. Wish us luck.

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Anna Maklin

I recently graduated from the University of Missouri with a degree in journalism and live in the Midwest.
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