It’s no exaggeration to say things are going badly on all fronts for so-called “President” Donald Trump and his administration.
Everywhere he looks, Dementia Don sees failure. From his laughable peace deal with Iran to his pathetic Great National State Fair (which, based on photographic evidence, managed to attract maybe a couple of hundred attendees), the economy, rising inflation, his bizarre relationship with one of his top aides, Natalie Harp, and his falling approval ratings, the Trump administration lies in ruins like what remained of Rome after Nero burned it to the ground.
Oh, and then there’s Donnie’s beloved reflecting pool “upgrade,” which has resulted in utter humiliation for the increasingly irrelevant head of state.
At first, Trump said the hideous green algae in the pool would be dealt with. So he had federal workers dump massive amounts of hydrogen peroxide into the water, which only served to damage the half-assed paint job applied by the no-bid contractor who was a close personal friend of the Felon-in-Chief.
Scrambling to absolve himself of any culpability for the reflecting pool snafu, Trump began blaming Democrats and their allies for cutting the paint in the pool with knives.
And now the rapist in the Oval Office is suggesting that whatever algae remains in the reflecting pool was “criminally made.”
As part of a 589-word social media rant that proves Trump has lost what little remained of his diseased brain, Donnie wrote:
“The Reflecting Pool is now in full use after suffering great damage from Criminal, Radical Left Vandals, people that truly hate our Country. They cut the lower surface of a very expensive and strong waterproof padding, in the color of American Flag Blue, and put their hands underneath the surface, and ripped it.”
“Likewise, they cut and butchered a 350-foot-long strip, with many 1 and 2-foot individual cuts, creating great damage to this beautiful piece of art that was, last week, 100% free of leaks, and any of the other problems it has had since its building in 1922,” he added. “It never worked properly until last week, and right after July 4th, when we will drain the water to treat the damage caused by these ‘animals,’ it will again be in perfect shape. In the meantime, it is working well, the criminally made algae is gone, and the grass, which was destroyed, is being replaced shortly.”
Criminally made algae? What in the hell does that even mean? People who read it had some thoughts on the matter.
Someone really needs to drop a net over this lunatic. He’s getting crazier by the minute.
