If you’ve ever wondered what Donald Trump looks like away from the cameras, a former insider reports that Donald’s skin tone is less than appealing, comparing it to “an open can of Spam.”
Anthony Scaramucci worked briefly (11 days) as White House Communications Director in the first Trump administration and told The Times of London that his mother hates the fake orange glow Trump sports everywhere he goes.
“She hates Trump’s makeup,” he said. “It’s like an orange bronzer he buys from a supply shop in the Bronx.”
But that orange hue might be preferable to the way Trump looks before he paints his face in the morning, Scaramucci added.
“He looks like an open can of Spam without makeup.”
“Oh, yeah. He puts it on in the morning. Sometimes he reapplies it at night. It’s a tanner. He thinks it looks fantastic, by the way.”
Those comments are similar to those made by Ana Navarro, a co-host of The View, who remarked, “But I want to show the Trump campaign. This is a makeup sponge. You use it to blend because I think the biggest border crisis that Donald Trump is encountering at the moment is the border between his real skin and his bronze skin.”
Maybe it’s a good thing Donnie does wear makeup. It helps hide the full horror of his actual appearance.
