Showing off the first stages of construction on his precious ballroom this morning, so-called President Donald Trump went on an extended riff about how he looks fat and the press is always reporting on his waistline.
Holding a placard depicting the ballroom, the vain head of state whined, “I look so thin. They’ll say, ‘Oh, he’s gotten so thin’ because I’m holding this,” Trump said from outside the construction site. “You don’t have to look at my waist. You can look at this. You saw enough of my waist along with President Xi in China.”
Be sure and notice that he’s still comparing himself to Xi. It’s like he’s fallen in love with the guy, even though the Chinese leader never missed a chance last week to make Dementia Don look like a complete fool, placing him in a smaller chair, making jokes at his expense, and refusing to greet him at the airport when he arrived.
Those who saw Trump whining about his waistline couldn’t resist “weighing” in on the matter.
Too bad we can’t collectively veto Donnie’s ballroom and the rest of his presidency. The world would be better if we could.
