September 28, 2026

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Addled Old Man Trump Whines ‘I’d Like To Go Home’ After He Gets Cranky At Golf Event

Appearing at the U.S. team’s Presidents Cup victory celebration, the 80 year old American head of state who claims to be president of the United States had a major senior moment and whined to staffers that he wanted “to go home,” suggesting that his mental and physical health has deteriorated even further.

The tournament was held Sunday at Medinah Country Club outside Chicago, The Daily Beast reports, and featured a dramatic comeback by the U.S. team.

“After shaking hands with captain Brandt Snedeker, Trump seems to say, ‘You’re going to go down in history.’

“Trump then turns away and appears to say, ‘I’d like to go home’—and the other players walk away from him. A song by anti-Trump performer Pink then begins and drowns any further conversation out.”

Take me home, Mommy, I pooped myself!

A clip of the event was shared by Donk Media on social media with this caption: “LMFAO – In a tired voice Trump was caught on a hot mic saying ‘I’d like to go home to the golfers. I will treasure this clip until the end of time. I will treasure this clip until the end of time.”

Also at the event, a heckler was heard to hurl an accusation of Trump being a pedophile, which may have led to Donnie’s wanting to be taken home.

It didn’t take long for others to join the online mockery of Doddering Donnie.

Donnie is not well. Granted, he’s always been a sick SOB, but now his mind and body are failing. He’ll probably be lucky to finish his term in office.

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Will Greene

I've been a writer and reporter for over a decade and graduated from Northwestern with a degree in English. I live in the Southwest USA.
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