As far back as 2024, staffers working in the Trump administration have noticed the bizarre connection between the so-called “president” and his aide, Natalie Harp, even going so far as to suggest that the 80-year-old Trump has been “spanking” her, according to biographer Michael Wolff.
During an appearance on the Inside Trump’s Head podcast, Wolff noted, “Actually, within the campaign they joked about him patting her somewhere else. Has the boss been spanking Natalie?”
Is that what staffers asked among themselves?
“Yes. Yeah, no, everyone was aware. This was upfront: the strangeness of this relationship, the strangeness of her submissiveness to him. And, you know, because it actually put everyone else into—everyone else who has to be submissive to the president seemed not submissive enough because of how extreme her submissiveness was.”
As you’d expect, the White House was outraged by Wolff’s comments, with a spokesperson lashing out.
“Michael Wolff is a professional scumbag and serial liar whose brain has been completely warped by his severe and incurable disease known as Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
Harp, whose official job title is White House Appointments Secretary, is 35 years old and has written numerous fawning letters to the president over the years, including one in which she told him, “You are all that matters to me. I don’t want to ever let you down.”
In another, Harp sounded giddy over spending time with the Rapist-in-Chief.
“We could be out on the Course, with no machines, and even forget what time it was! I didn’t have to be ‘Human Printer.’ I could take time to enjoy good conversation, and still get all my work done at the end of the day,” she wrote. “In fact, I even had time to take long morning and evening walks to enjoy each Sunrise and Sunset (though I did forget to eat and sleep!).”
An 80-year-old man “spanking” (create your own image of what exactly that entails) a girl 45 years his junior. Oh, and the fact that Harp also favors Trump’s daughter, Melania, makes the entire sordid affair even creepier.
Whatever is going on between Trump and Harp, it sounds incredibly gross and sordid.