June 10, 2026

Ted Cruz Pelted With Online Mockery After Attacking Democrat For Not Being ‘Masculine’

Question: Does Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) strike you as being an alpha male or a macho man?

Your response to that query will likely determine how you react to something Teddy told Fox News host Sean Hannity regarding Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico, who is running against scandal-plagued GOP nominee Ken Paxton this November in the Lone Star State.

“I gotta say, if you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, ‘masculine’ would not be one of them. I mean, this guy, if a stiff breeze came by, it would blow him over like a feather,” Cruz told Fox host Sean Hannity.

Ted Cruz on Talarico: "If you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, 'masculine' would not be one of them. I mean, if a stiff breeze came by it would blow him over like a feather." pic.twitter.com/cBwv5qwQ87
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 9, 2026

That was all it took for social media to remind “cuck” Cruz what a wimp he’s always been, especially when it comes to his slavish devotion to Donald Trump.

Love the most unfuckable cuck on earth determining what a man is. Republican men like Ted Cruz are “why we choose the bear” gross.
— FakaktaSouth (@FakaktaSouth) June 9, 2026

Was Ted a manly masculine kinda guy whenever the tangerine man called his wife ugly?
— Barbara Stewart Ward 🌈🟧 (@Bebes_Scrubs) June 9, 2026

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— — • C H E E K Y • — (@andreagail_k) June 9, 2026

You think YOU are “masculine”? We in Texas remember your love of porn. And your cowardice when Trump called your wife ugly!You’re so unattractive, sickening really 🤮. The opposite of Talarico.

Signed,
Your constituent
— EllenZ💙 (@EllenZelda) June 9, 2026

The senator from Cancun, should stop pretending to be 'masculine' after he let a child rapist talk shit about his wife.https://t.co/nwDCU0St3V
— Frank C (@FrankCMYK) June 9, 2026

Says the guy that runs from the snow.
— Lynnez 🌊♥️🇺🇸 Rib Gone Rogue (@RibGoneRogue) June 9, 2026

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— — • C H E E K Y • — (@andreagail_k) June 9, 2026

We know how manly Ted is. Trump attacked Cruz’s father for involvement in JFK’s assassination and threatened to “spill the beans” about Ted’s wife.
Being the stud he is, Cruz caved in to Trump and went MAGA.
— MikeBates (@MikeBates) June 9, 2026

Hey flesh eating Texas Maggot @SenTedCruz … pic.twitter.com/vswRcDHowF
— Convicted_Felon_Trump (@LIBERALAF4EVER) June 9, 2026

In Ted Cruz’s mind morbid obesity is manly. I wonder why?

Can’t wait for the inevitable Talarico in swim trunks looking hella jacked to break the interwebs.

Now that they can’t call him gay or a vegan – I guess they’re going with “slim” as their new schoolyard bully taunt.
— Enough Alrighty (@crimenycrud) June 9, 2026

As always, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, Senator Cruz, for your indefatigable masculinity and leadership. pic.twitter.com/MI2LlfA56L
— Edgar Allan Poe (@nonbobwes) June 9, 2026

It’s been said before, but bears repeating: Ted Cruz is the sort of asshole even assholes want nothing to do with.

Anna Maklin

I recently graduated from the University of Missouri with a degree in journalism and live in the Midwest.

June 10, 2026

Ted Cruz Pelted With Online Mockery After Attacking Democrat For Not Being ‘Masculine’

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