Perhaps it seemed like a good idea at the spur of the moment, but something Vice President JD Vance said at a rally in Toledo, Ohio, backfired badly on him and brought down a wave of online mockery aimed at him and his boss, Donald Trump, a.k.a. Dementia Don.
The Daily Beast reports, “As he stood in front of a massive banner that promised ‘lower prices’ and ‘bigger paychecks’ in the manufacturing town of Toledo, Ohio, Vance blamed the affordability crisis—once dismissed as a ‘hoax‘ by President Donald Trump—on the Biden administration.”
“We know there is still so much work to do, and this is something I want you to hear: the Democrats talk a lot about the affordability crisis in the United States of America. And yes, there is an affordability crisis—one created by Joe Biden’s policies,” he said in the setup for his analogy.”
“You don’t turn the Titanic around overnight. It takes time to fix what was broken.”
The Titanic? Really?! Didn’t the Titanic sink? Seems like I recall a very famous Hollywood blockbuster starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in which the massive ocean liner hit an iceberg and sank, killing over 1,500 passengers. Didn’t most of us learn that bit of history when were in grade school?
As you’d expect, Vance was roundly mocked on social media, and deserved every bit of the online humiliation he received.
"Rome wasn't burned to the ground in a day!" #JDVanceIsAMoron
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) January 22, 2026
At least he’s admitting what ship we are on.
— John Collins (@Logically_JC) January 22, 2026
— Candidly Tiff (@tify330) January 22, 2026
A) He just admitted that Trump sunk the economy.
— NadelParis (@NadelParis) January 22, 2026
B) He is speaking about turning around a ship which sunk deep into the water. It’s not like a couch which you can easily lug and then uh, hug. pic.twitter.com/pJTFIZWAxD
— Paul Dunfee (@lvhothead2483) January 23, 2026
You can’t turn the Titanic around because you sunk it in a year.
— Lucifer (@LucifersTweetz) January 22, 2026
Oh, JD Vance, bless your hillbilly heart. There you are, Vice President Couch Enthusiast, out on the stump in Toledo, trying to sell the American people on patience while comparing the Trump economy to the *Titanic*. "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight," you say, as if…
— SilenceBeDamned🇺🇸🦅 (@SilenceDamned) January 22, 2026
In fact the Trump/Vance administration did turn it around in just a few months! Turned it right into the iceberg.
— Simon (@Simon248) January 22, 2026
Now all we have to do is wait for the White House to tell us that Vance meant what he said and didn’t misspeak. Whatever they say, count on it to be complete bullshit.