Since it’s Halloween, those who celebrate are already imagining how others will be dressed for the inevitable parties they’ll attend as well as the trick or treaters who will be coming to their door hoping for candy.
Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) has a suggestion for how Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem should be arrayed, and he shared it on social media.
“For Halloween Kristi Noem should dress up as the Secretary of Homeland Security and do her job.”
For Halloween Kristi Noem should dress up as the Secretary of Homeland Security and do her job.
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) October 31, 2025
Yes, Cosplay Kristi, as she’s known, loves dressing up in tactical gear even though she only aims a gun when there’s a helpless puppy around to murder.
Swalwell’s post drew commentary from others, too.
Of course, like any pretend Halloween character, she then could only pretend to do her job, because she really has no f*cken clue how to do it for real.
— Barklee (@northclarctica) October 31, 2025
— ShepGirl 💯💙🇺🇸 (@mrusk5) October 31, 2025
True, Eric. But Kristi Noem obviously decided to forego dressing up for Halloween because she dropped her hat in the parking lot.
— Dawn Young-McDaniel🎗️🐾 (@justdawn_) October 31, 2025
Come get your hat, @Sec_Noem pic.twitter.com/ScdUdXMG4o
What a waste of time that would be – seeing as how she didn't know how to do the damned job to begin with and apparently, since she is so busy play pretending, riding with her boy toy on her 2 new jets – she just doesn't have time for that pesky job training BS!
— LadyWolfen Jordan (@LadyWolfenJord1) October 31, 2025
Everyday garb…at night, she dresses as "Jackie the Dog Ripper"… pic.twitter.com/0rTTD5Ku1E
— Roberto Sonnenberger (@robsonnen) October 31, 2025
I was thinking as an actual empathetic human being, but Secretary of Homeland Security works too.
— Sherry (@AWomansStruggle) October 31, 2025