Though it’s not the Mount Rushmore tribute he longs for, Donald Trump has finally been memorialized for all the world to see, and anyone strolling down the National Mall in Washington, D.C. can view Donnie hand in hand with his “closest friend,” the late sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
According to HuffPost, “Three plaques appear alongside the satirical faux-bronze statues, courtesy of a mysterious group that goes by the name The Secret Handshake. The plaques note the statues are ‘in Honor of Friendship Month in September.’
“’We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his ‘closest friend’ Jeffrey Epstein,’ one plaque reads.”
The message represented by the statues, according to the anonymous leader of the Secret Handshake, could not be clearer.
“No one else publicly that we know of partied with Donald Trump, traveled with Donald Trump and visited at Mar-a-Lago just as a friend, not just as an associate. Since this is Friendship Month, we wanted to celebrate what is presumably, at least publicly, Donald Trump’s only true friend.”
Social media users were delighted by the new artwork.
Perfect!
— M.R.S.H. 🗳️People Power🗳️ (@Mary88Rz) September 23, 2025
They ended the war on Pedophiles by becoming them and declaring victory!!! pic.twitter.com/qYvwOtpPwG
— thousandfoldthought (@smithchadwick) September 23, 2025
Thank you so much for sharing this. And thank you to the anonymous artists who did it. This is giving me a much needed laugh. I’m looking forward to reading the story.
— DEFIANTLY NONCOMPLIANT WITH WOMEN HATERS ☮️🌻 (@SeaGypsy1111) September 23, 2025
Love to see it
— trollop (@dolloptrollop) September 23, 2025
This 12' high statue of Trump cavorting with his BFF Jeffrey Epstein has mysteriously appeared on the Washington Mall. Elon is reportedly beside himself with jealousy pic.twitter.com/szGLeYdpFb
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) September 23, 2025