Emerging from the White House morning like some ancient groundhog who hadn’t seen the sun in months, Donald Trump decided to speak extemporaneously as workers began putting up flagpoles on the lawn of the People’s House.
That was an enormous mistake.
Within seconds of seeing that the media were present, Trump held forth on flagpoles and all sorts of other things.
“I’ve always said why doesn’t [it] have a flagpole from the grass. They call it a flagpole from the grass. They have a little one on top, very little one. This is about the largest you’ll ever see and it’s tapered.”
“It’s a quality that you guys rarely get to even put up,” he added, speaking to the workers. “They do that for a living, they’re incredible people. I don’t know them, but I love them and I would bet that they all voted for Trump. I mean, I don’t know for a fact, but I think so, but we’re about to lift it.”
Oh, and there was also this bizarre salvo: “In this case we had a lot of choices putting it on that hill, putting it different places. It’s such a beautiful pole we thought we’d put it near. I mean, it always looks best when it’s near… and these are the best poles anywhere in the country or in the world actually. They’re tapered, they have the nice top, you know.”
Does anyone have any idea what this ignorant old mental patient is talking about? Something to do with tapered flagpoles and grass. It sounds like the rantings of a patient with advanced dementia.
As we’ve long suspected, Donald Trump’s brain is the consistency of mashed potatoes. It’s a wonder he can even manage to stand and speak without assistance.
Trump’s failing mental acuity is also a form of karma. He loved to make fun of former President Joe Biden, but with every word Trump says, it becomes clearer that he needs to be removed from office and placed in an assisted living facility.
