It was billed by the Trump administration as a glorious celebration of the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary combined with a birthday party for Dear Leader Donnie himself, who turned 79 on Saturday.
But it wound up being a rain-soaked and uninspiring clusterf*ck that was so boring Trump appeared to be dozing off at times as he watched the troops go through the motions of marching in formation.
Insprational? Only if you no longer have a pulse or are easily entertained.
However, there was one good thing about Trump’s self-congratulatory birthday bash: It provided endless mockery and trolling aimed directly at Depends Dependent Donnie Douchebag.
