Vice President JD Vance is butthurt, and he’s lashing out at Democrats for daring to troll his boss, Donald Trump.
According to The Hill, Vance’s social media hissy fit was triggered by Democrats parking a taco truck outside Republican headquarters in Washington, DC yesterday.
“’We have the lamest opposition in American history,’ Vance wrote on the social media platform X in response to a post about the Democratic National Committee’s (DNC) taco truck, which features a depiction of Trump in a giant chicken costume with the words ‘Trump Always Chickens Out.'”
“The Trump administration has been hit with the ‘TACO’ moniker on Wall Street over the president’s penchant to renege on policies after they prove to be unpopular.”
If the taco truck stunt was so lame, why did Vance feel a need to draw attention to it? Wouldn’t it be wiser to ignore the move and shrug off the whole deal?
After Vance’s whiny posting, DNC Chair Ken Martin responded, “Trump always chickens out — we’re just bringing the tacos to match. Instead of realizing his tariff chaos is wrecking the economy, Trump continues to drag America towards more economic pain, and the rest of the world sees Trump for exactly what he is: a chicken.”
There was also this from deputy communications director Abhi Rahman:
“We understand that JD Vance, the cringiest VP in American history who cannot order a donut like a normal human being, prefers to take food away from people — including 40 million Americans whose SNAP benefits are under threat from Trump and the GOP’s budget bill.”
Others then joined the fun, taking jabs at Vance.
The real issue for JD is probably the fact that he’s upset no one was handing out free couches.
