Donald Trump’s whirlwind Middle East Tour of Grift comes to an end today, and the Sexual Assaulter-in-Chief is now headed back to Washington, DC, where his latest attempt to get his federal government budget approved was shot down in a House committee and appears to be on the verge of going down in flames completely.
But, as the old saying goes (with a minor modification), We’ll always have Riyadh.
The Orange Menace was a big hit with the Saudi Arabians, which begs the question: Why didn’t they keep him? After all, the majority of Americans have made it clear in one poll after another that they don’t approve of anything Donnie is doing on the domestic front.
According to the New York Times, young Saudi professionals were especially taken with Trump, perhaps because he’s so easy to impress, and that’s important when you live in a country so corrupt that the Crown Prince can get away with ordering the brutal murder of a reporter working for an American newspaper.
“Citizens of the conservative Islamic kingdom say that Mr. Trump feels familiar to them. His family’s fluid melding of business and politics is the norm in Saudi Arabia — a country in which the Trump Organization has significant business interests and where government officials sit on the boards of listed companies.”
“His reliance on relatives and friends to advise him and shape policy is unremarkable in Riyadh. And the conservative rhetoric he has adopted — in particular, his attacks on transgender people and reassertion of traditional gender norms — resonates with many in the kingdom.”
Yes, Donnie hates transgender people, too. Matter of fact, he has even declared that they have to be expelled from the US military even though they volunteered to serve their country and are, by all accounts, doing a great job defending the United States.
Perhaps a 30-year-old Saudi gold seller expressed his admiration for Trump the best, telling the Times, “From way back, I feel like he gets us. There’s affection. The best thing he did is he stopped homosexuals.”
Gotta stop those homosexuals! If you’re not careful, pretty soon they might demand to be treated the same as everyone else. The horror! The horror!
The Saudis are disgusting bigots, so it’s no surprise they’re enamored with Trump. He’s their kind of troglodyte!
Of course, the Saudis also believe that women should be suppressed and forced to dress in clothing that hides their entire bodies so that no man will be tempted to sin by their beauty. That’s simply not allowed.
Coincidentally, Donald Trump is also a misogynist who treats women like crap. See all the parallels? Donnie and the Saudis are so very simpatico.
Saudi Arabia and Trump are a perfect match. They should invite him back soon and refuse to let him leave. Hell, we’ll even throw in a trillion or two in worthless crypto coins if they agree to keep him.
