White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller absolutely loves his idiotic boss, Donald Trump. He practically worships the ground the Orange Menace walks on.
So it should come as no surprise that Miller was eager to praise Donnie when he appeared on Sean Hannity’s show to give viewers an update on the meeting between Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney held yesterday at the White House.
“I had the pleasure of getting to be at the meeting today between the President of the United States and the prime minister of Canada. What I witnessed was like watching a grand master in chess perform,” Miller gushed, sounding like a smitten teenage girl who had just been acknowledged by the coolest guy in her school.
While you’re down there groveling, Steve, how about you make sure and polish Trump’s shoes with your tongue and write a poem or two in his honor.
It didn’t take long before Miller’s obsequiousness was on full social media display, and his comments got him shredded online.
He's playing three-dementia chess while everyone else playing checkers.
— Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 (@KellyScaletta) May 7, 2025
Chess grand master?? Trump couldn't even be grand master at snakes and ladders. And Miller looks like an escaped Nazi.
— BluesBoyCanada (@ButlerLonney) May 7, 2025
Trump couldn't even play checkers, let alone chess.
— A Faceless Man (@FacelessMan13) May 7, 2025
He’s really aiming for the position of trump’s golden ball washer isn’t he
— Lyss💙💛Аліса 🇺🇸 (@lyssa_fella) May 7, 2025
Temu Goebels is forever propping up Conald Trump. But Conald is not a master in Chess; he’s just the loser in the corner eating lead paint chips while his inner circle fleeces the shit out of America.
— Khary Penebaker (@kharyp) May 7, 2025
😂😂😂😂 Can Trump even play checkers? He should start there as chess is big boy game. All I saw was Canada fact checking Trump after many lies. Was freaken beautiful.
— iequalsiplus1 (@iequalsiplus1) May 7, 2025
Miller’s acting like Trump talking to Canada is the moon landing and world peace rolled into one. When it’s more like a handshake and three mispronounced policy points.
— JT (@escapeeJT) May 7, 2025
Yeah I don't think he's watched chess before
— Akash Maniam (@ManiamAkash) May 7, 2025