Truth, the old saying goes, is stranger than fiction.
But when the subject is Donald Trump, truth can often sound like something directly from the mind of Salvador Dali or an episode of “The Twilight Zone.”
Need an example? Keep reading.
When his second term in office is completed, according to the Daily Beast, Trump is indeed planning to build a presidential library.
Granted, that’s absurdly funny by itself, but the location he may choose for the library is beyond satire.
It’s a trailer park in Palm Beach, Florida.
“It makes sense that one of the world’s most expensive trailer parks is located in Palm Beach just down the coast from Mar-a-Lago, which according to its owner is ‘the biggest house, the most spectacular place in all of Florida.'”
“Briny Breezes is a kitschy community–where a 380-square foot, one bed, one bath trailer can be yours for $380,000. Some residents grabbed their units for $37,000 in the late-90s. In addition to views, Briny Breezes is a community. Activities include shuffleboard and cards when they’re not gazing out from their mobile homes squeezed between the intracoastal waterway and the azure sea of the Atlantic and contemplating their mortality or their next meal.”
That’s one hell of an expensive trailer park, which is probably why Donnie is so enamored with the idea of building his repository of intellectual vacuity there.
The price for Briny Breezes is likely to exceed a cool $1 billion, which should be no problem for the Donald since he claims to be one of the richest people in the world.
As a kicker to all this is who suggested the site to Trump in the first place: The ever-talentless Kid Rock.
Expect Donnie to demand donations for the trailer park presidential library in his next round of bribes from the ultrarich who hang out at Mar-a-Lago and are eager to curry favor rather than risk being shipped to a concentration camp in El Salvador.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, the Trump library won’t have to be all that large. After all, it only has to hold all of his stolen top-secret documents, a few issues of Playboy, and his coloring books.
